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1. Boner
*Bon·er (name)
-Proper Name; Boner (English, American) is a common nickname for Eric Shinn.
*bon·er (noun)
-Vulgar Slang; An erect penis.
His name is Erection, but all his friends call him Boner.
2. boom boom hammerstick
a very large penis with a very large boner
wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.
3. FULL BONER
the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!
this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!
4. jerkomatic
adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)
1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...
5. conjubulated
A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
by Dr. Wanker Mar 6, 2005 add a video
6. wooden spoon
It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
7. Love Tool
Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it
His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.
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