Top Definition
The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
by SuydamGoodName September 16, 2009

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