| 1. | donkey boner | ||
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In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series The letter Eric sends to Chriss:
Dear Mr. Hansen I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner! Eric Cartman |
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| 2. | prepubescent boner | ||
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Kids on HALO 3 live, also known as high pitches, who say they're having sex, but really they're nine and just have a prepubescent boner im a little kid on X Box live, I have a prepubescent boner, let's go hump pillows. (Him to his brother/friend (male))
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| 3. | Silky Boner | ||
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the shimmering outline of a bonerinside of a pair of bicycle shorts or speedos. Did you see the silky boner that guy had when he dismounted his ten speed?
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| 4. | boner eclipse | ||
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When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.
See also fuck your ass. Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.
John: What the hell is a boner eclipse? Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse. |
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| 5. | Action Boner | ||
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An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection. Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?
Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner. Man 1: Did you watch 300? Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way. |
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| 6. | Tuxedo Boner | ||
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Not just your average boner. A boner that is Classy and sophisticated. Often seen with a bow tie. A tuxedo Boner should never be hidden. It should be proudly displayed for all to see. Guy 1: Why are you taking your pants off? and why do you have a bow tie?
Guy 2: Cause i'm feeling abnormally aroused and sporting a tuxedo boner Guy 1: Can i see? (guy 2 proudly skips naked down high school hallway) |
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| 7. | Boner Sauce | ||
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The outcome of a boner (problem). When the fire alarm was pulled today, the school got in some deep boner sauce.
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