| 1. | 5 inch bunch up | ||
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The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
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| 2. | boner teaparty | ||
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A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea. Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon. Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty. Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete. Man 2: Affirmative. Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise. Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well. Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously. |
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| 3. | Boner Kill | ||
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Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse. "Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car" friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill" |
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| 4. | phone-boner | ||
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1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.
2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time. 1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!" 2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)" Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!" |
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| 5. | boner factor | ||
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the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor
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| 6. | Boner Game | ||
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A game started in Lancaster High School, in lancaster ny.
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that! " Yo Dave, im bord as fuck"
" u wana play the boner game?" " fuck yea yo" |
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| 7. | International Boner Scale | ||
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Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting: 1 Completely Flaccid 2 Stirring of the Loins 3 Beginning to Lift 4 Fun, Yet Floppy 5 Nursing the Perfect Semi 6 Veins & Details Appear 7 Hot to Touch 8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach 9 Moves of its Own Accord* 10 Permanent Erection** --------------------------------- *Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up. **Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal. In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??" Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt" Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that" En France: Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!" Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections" Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..." |
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