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1) to fuck
2) to tweak a grab in snowboarding, so your body is fully extended.
i boned my gf six times last night

i stuck a sick boned out stalefish yesterday.
by watch out May 19, 2004
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To have f*cked.
"Man, I boned her Saturday. She's great!"
by Harold Wombat November 06, 2003
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Screwed, in trouble, if faced against impossible odds, your 'boned' Not to be confused with boner.
Bender: ( A huge army is approching ) "Me Thinks we be boned"
by Snoodybob October 10, 2009
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1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.
Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.
by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008
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Sacked/Fired. (from their job)
" A termed allegidly used by then Channel 9 Australia CEO Eddie McGuire" Has become part of the language in Australia as a result of this. When somebody gets sacked from their job, people sometimes say "They've been boned"

Australian comedian Billy Birmingham as a reult of this called one of his Albums Boned and used this meaning as the premis of it.
by IanG July 30, 2007
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The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.
"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"
by thehankinator November 06, 2011
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Verb: to bone, to make a fool of, tackle really or hard or beat up, or to have sex with, it can be a bit of both
I boned their outhalf
Coach: you better bone their winger
Player: you wnat me to fuck their winger?? :O
Coach: no bone him u twat!
by Demonbob1 February 16, 2009
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