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13.
The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.
"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"
by thehankinator November 06, 2011
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1.
Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed
*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned
by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003
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2.
1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.
by Chase December 07, 2003
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3.
To fuck, have sex with, intercourse
*Why haven't we Boned yet?
by nightterror November 18, 2009
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4.
basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)
james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats
by mistereee October 19, 2012
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5.
1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.
Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".
by xtreemchikin July 10, 2008
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6.
To be heavily under the influence of marijuana. The word is an amalgamation of the conventional terms "baked" and "stoned." Likely a result of a high person getting the two confused.
"Dude, I was so boned that I couldn't shit cause it felt weird."
by peteskeetskeet October 20, 2011
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7.
In deep trouble. used in futurama when bender says "i cant see, are we boned?"
"uh oh, im boned for blowing up that car"
by stevie baby 111 February 08, 2007
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