The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.
"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"
#high #drunk #booze #alchohol #weed #cannabis
by thehankinator November 06, 2011
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Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed
*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned
by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003
1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.
by Chase December 07, 2003
To fuck, have sex with, intercourse
*Why haven't we Boned yet?
#sex #fuck #boned #intercourse #have sex with #guy/girl
by nightterror November 18, 2009
basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)
james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats
#rooted #sex #vaso #fuck #winkyfacee
by mistereee October 19, 2012
1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.
Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".
#fucked #hosed #screwed #troubled #busted
by xtreemchikin July 10, 2008
When you wake up the morning after a night with Scott Rutherford
What happened last night? "My last memory was Scott Rutherford handing me a Redbull vodka. Nekt minute, I woke up $500 in debt, feeling like death warmed up and wanting to end it all. It was that moment I knew I got boned.
by Smintch May 05, 2016
1) to fuck
2) to tweak a grab in snowboarding, so your body is fully extended.
i boned my gf six times last night

i stuck a sick boned out stalefish yesterday.
by watch out May 19, 2004
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