| 1. | Nail and Bail | ||
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When a guy has sex with a girl and leaves and/or dumps her afterwards. also called a Hit and Run Jessica: Are going out with Tyler again?
Lauren: No! I can't believe the jerk Nail and Bailed on me! |
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| 2. | Bone Phone | ||
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When someone has your cock near their mouth you call it your "Bone Phone" and they are answering it for you. While your down their can you answer my Bone Phone, it's calling.
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| 3. | Bag Pipe | ||
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This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe. She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow. |
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| 4. | Gag in a Bag | ||
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It's the real moniker of the somehow popular restaruant "Jack in the Box", derived from the sickening feeling you get after eating their ground horse ass. Some of their food is less vile than others, but NOTHING on the menu is legit, especially the value menu, which, when eaten, will always have a few "surprises" in the meat IE: bone, sinew, and cartilage from god knows what animals. I was eating my hamburger delux and heard a CRUNCH and noticed the meat was filled with cartilage, and I Gagged in the Bag.
(for UD's stupid requirements that my example match word for word gag in a bag) |
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| 5. | Bone dragon | ||
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1) A member of the douche bag family that generally lacks social skills. Spends most nights concocting roofie cocktails and masturbating into their popped collars.
2) A primordial or lesser evolved douche bag 1) My girlfriend's neighbor was a total bone dragon, always hitting on her when I wasn't around. I had to slay him.
2) Look at that bone dragon acting like he's hot shit. He's got his Best Buy shirt collar popped. |
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| 6. | Downtown | ||
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When a person thinks themselves so terrifically trendy that they are oblivious to the fact everyone around them thinks they are a douche bag. Often seen wearing Ed Hardy and sunglasses inside, and lacking any sense of modesty. I went to the pub the other night but everyone there was wearing Ed Hardy and had a serious case of downtown. Needless to say, I left out of fear of STD's.
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| 7. | bone bag | ||
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An artsy word formation of the insults bone head and douche bag. Therefore creating the new word bone bag People who stop at green lights are bone bags
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