Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.
"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."
A sort of dance that is performed by the low brass (Baritone, Sousaphone, and Trombone) members in a few marching bands.
It involves "Swing Trailing" your instruments while kicking your legs in front of and behind you in unison.
1-Left leg halfway out front
2-Right leg as high in the air as you can get it (out front)
3-Left leg halfway back
4-Right leg all the way back
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Grab your bone (trombone), it's shuffle time!"
when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand
i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy
Masturbation is a healthy excercise which is done by(and this is a fact)94% of male population and 70% of female population. Nicknames:five-finger shuffle,mastering the joystick,answering the bone-a-phone,stroking the salami,bobbing your balogna,choking the chickem,punishing the pigman,Erupting ol' faithful,pummeling the puppet, so on and so forth...
Guy: Masturbation is the greatest
Friend: I no man i punished the pied piper 7 times last night
Guy: pShhhhh i stroke the salami 24!