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1) noun - a penis in which the shaft bends during an erection.

2)noun - marijuana that has been used in a vaporizer (and no longer has THC in it)

3) adjective - completely lacking any sign of intelligence or common sense

4) verb - messing something up or doing something horribly.
1) I sold this idiot a dime of some bonér.

2) My friend told me about this guy whose boner was really a bonér.

3) Josh Bonar is straight up bonér.

4) Wow you really bonéred that my dude...
by iolite-bonér July 10, 2011
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an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on
that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole
by me December 14, 2002
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1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"
by Vicious Bitch June 29, 2006
7424 3841
erect penis
making out with his girlfriend gave him a boner
by anonymous June 16, 2002
5739 3395
A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.
The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.
by Shoot Me Down September 19, 2005
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1)an erect penis
2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand
3)how big you wish your penis was all the time
1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner"
2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her.
3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.
by areon5674 February 14, 2006
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The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.
Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!

Joe: Did it show?

Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!

Joey: Shit, dude.
by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006
2657 1425
an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal
i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner!
by packing December 27, 2005
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