To get a blow job. Plain and simple.
That hoe gave me a Bon Jovi last night.
New Jersey-based glam metal
band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC
, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica
and Great White
), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses
), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne
), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue
). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad
Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.