| 29. | Hole in one | ||
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an alcoholic mixed drink. its a glass of arnold palmer with a shot of vodka dropped in it. sort of like jager bomb but with arnold palmer and vodka guy1: i had so many hole in ones yesterday
guy2: do you even remember any of them? guy3: so you must be quite a good golfer guy1: i guess you could say that |
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| 30. | Timebomb | ||
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Term describing a rolled blunt/joint stuck through weed into the hole of a packed bowl so as you eventually get to the bottom of your blunt/joint you ignite the bowl. The word is used more fittingly when the bowl is packed with keif or bud of higher quality than in the blunt/joint. Me: "Man, how are we going to accentuate this smoking session, it's new years for goodness sake!''
Friend: "Timebomb bro" Me: "What?" Friend: "Stick this fatty through that trainwreck bowl, smoke it down, bomb goes off." Me: "Oh cool" *fumbles around trying* Friend: "THREAD THE NEEDLE NIGGA THREAD THE GODDAMNED NEEDLE!" |
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| 31. | Pisskin ( or Piss-skin) | ||
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Anyone who's complexion is that of urine. Usually associated with AlQueda asswipe types. There goes a Piss skin.....walking bomb-hole
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| 32. | double happy | ||
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1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.
2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.). 1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"
2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead." |
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| 33. | Afroman | ||
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the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle! Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars. Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one. Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me, So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk. Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in. Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more. Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down. Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap. 'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'. |
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| 34. | twin towers | ||
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1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers 3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit 4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created. 5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world "aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off." "excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb" |
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| 35. | cum rag | ||
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someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!
John - thats awesome! |
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