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120. Vommer
To bang a chick in tha buhoe
Man, i can't wait to vommer that chick tonight.
121. Bummer
When something bad happens.
- Bummer! There's a hole in the boat
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
122. Gunbuster
A 1989 OVA about girls with big boobs who pilot a 200 meter tall super robot to save the human race from evil Space Monsters (Uchu Kaiju) that want to "purify" the universe by wiping out humanity. The series makes use of realistic physics when it comes to the use of relativistic speeds, and features what is probably the second most destructive giant robot in an anime (after the Ideon).
Gunbuster is one of the awesomest anime ever!
123. Waukesha North
Like Waukesha West, only less sh!tty and more purple (making it gay). It is notable for its marching band and its members that never shut the front door about marching band 365 days a year. It is basically a bomb shelter and a black hole of cell phone service, which is bad because if a bomb did go off there the students would have no way to contact anyone. Good luck maintaining good eyesight after seeing the sun for the first time in 6 hours after school is over.
I need a place where I can be bored, not see the sun, be safe from bombs and not be able to text someone... Waukesha North sounds perfect.
124. poop
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged.
speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
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