Bokonism

The religion made up by a negro man named Bokonon. It is a fictional religion used in the classic Kurt Vonnegut novel "Cat's Cradle" published in 1963. It is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional Caribbean Island "The Republic of San Lorenzo."

"All the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies," is a classic quote that defines the views of Bokonism.

Bokonism by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 5, 2006

Dank Boonis 

A dank boonis is used when some one who is worse than you insults you, and usually starts with "Succ My"

Noob: Oh get rekt
Pro: Succ my dank boonis

Dank Boonis by QuestCLicker October 23, 2017

balonis 

shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.

man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.

balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010

Boonis

A person, generally going to be a jacked dude who works out every day and goes to the gym. Although he does that, he is most likely going to be a simp, going back to his ex even though she is below his league. He will also come out as gay and turns other people, including his Ex, gay.

Bro I want to start hitting the gym but I don’t wanna be a Boonis.

Boonis by Edgeworth Masked March 17, 2020

Bolonia 

Full of thots that smell musty and guys that use girls for clout. It's full of white trash and racist people. Please, if you move to New Jersey, never move to Bolonia.

"She smell nasty as hell bro."
"Well she from Bolonia so.."

Bolonia by SadEarthHours July 8, 2018

Bolognist 

One who is full of bologna, malarky, and/or shit.

When Meredith said that the Avalanche are no good, she was just being her usual bolognist self.

Bolognist by JoeSackic April 1, 2011

Boonish 

The sweat that accumulates between your butt cheeks and is generally uncomfortable.

It's so hot out! My boonish is so bad right now!

Boonish by TooMuchBoonish June 1, 2009