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The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.
You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!
by Da R-I-C-Kizzle March 24, 2006