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John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize
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John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please
The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
Bofa by Leer Key July 28, 2018

Gtg-Bola 

Gtg-Bola is a deadly disease mutated from Robloxia to many other games too.
The symptoms are simple;

Leaving the game to do something/ go somewhere.

Gamers wish not to have this deadly virus, but it passes through person by person untl everyone has left the game because of sudden business.
Mothers/ Fathers are immune, yet spread it to their young when the young are playing a game of something by telling them : 'We have to go to _____' or 'Come here to help us with ____'

The disease can't be cured, but the infected will rapidly heal by the next da, yet they may get Gtg-Bola to suddenly strike again.

-Until next time, oof
Gamer: This is a cool game lolololololol xD camper nub
Parent : We gotta do stuff and u ain't got a say in it
Gamer: omg this is so sad, despacito play Amazon Alexa. Wait *checks game* *typing*

Typing : Sorry guys I have Gtg-Bola oof bye
Responses: ;-; oof, comrade
A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Don't mess with Bolante man, he'll fuck your universe up.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009

bolatito 

A name typically used for a soft-spoken black woman who is very skinny, short, rude and talkative. They often think they're hilarious, but oh lord, they couldn't be further from the truth.
They're also notorious grammar nazis.
Their only saving grace is that they're very good listeners, so make pretty good make-shift therapists.
I ran into an extremely short, rude and annoying girl yesterday, I am pretty sure she's a Bolatito. I'd bet my life on it!
bolatito by totally not michael January 13, 2022