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29.
intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes
"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"
by tekn0hippy May 25, 2006
 
30.
A sound effect on "Command & Conquer: Renegade" Multiplayer that signifies a kill, of which there are many different types: Assault-boink, Timed-boink, Snipe-boink, Nuke-boink, Ion-boink, Grenade-boink, Proximity-boink, Remote-boink, Pistol-boink, Laser-boink, Chain-boink, Lazchain-boink, P.I.C.-boink, Ramjet-boink, Shot-boink, Flame-boink, Flachet-boink, Tiberium Rifle-boink, Rocket-boink, Shell-boink, Arty-boink, Machine-boink, Mammy-boink, TibThrower-boink, Apache-boink, Stealth-boink, Orca-boink, Headshot-boink, Cheapshot-boink, and, finally, Bumper-boink (see Windshield Smearing).
Heh, I just Cheap-boinked him.
by Boxymoron February 14, 2005
 
31.
v)
During vaginal intercourse, most usually from the rear, when the penis slips out of the vagina and upon attempted reinsertion, instead pokes the cheek of the buttocks.
Everything was going fine 'till I boinked her. That shit hurts.
by Don't Ask, Please July 29, 2008
 
32.
Used by the geeky guy in the film Road Trip. To have sex with someone.
Man, i boinked her good!
by tim mitchell July 08, 2003
 
33.
boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence
i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.
by does it matter April 23, 2003
 
34.
intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes
"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"
by tekn0hippy May 25, 2006
 
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The best band in the world!!!!!! Go to boinkrock.com!!
Boink be a kick ass band!
by Idnar..haha January 06, 2004