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A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.
by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
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1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces
i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink
by bob smith June 03, 2004
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verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate
Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.
by cybercownow September 20, 2005
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The old American equivalent to "shag."
Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.
by Adam May 07, 2004
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Can Be a 1.)Sound Effect Or 2.)a verb ( I learned this in English)
1.)Bouncing noise...
2.) Used to Describe having sex, in a less awkward way
1.) It Boinked off the side of the wall and hit her in the face
2.) You can't just Go around Boinking Whoever you want!?!
by Jordan m.d. November 22, 2003
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Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!
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to engage in sex
I boinked some one
by Sam Ross May 14, 2003
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