Boilers Ticket 

To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.

Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.

Boilers Ticket by Jymesh May 30, 2006

Boilers Certificate 

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.

Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"

Boilers Certificate by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

Boilers License 

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman or man twice your age.

Cunt 1: Fuuucccckkkkk bruh! I just got my fucken Boilers License!
Cunt 2: Fuck really mate?!?! Does she have a hot friend?

Boilers License by Cunnyfuckwit June 6, 2016

ball boilers 

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

ball boilers by erohw June 10, 2020

Ho Boiler 

A Hot Tub or Jacuzzi.

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.

Ho Boiler by DatRoon March 2, 2011

Bowlers delight

When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.

Lance unexpectedly gave me a bowlers delight last night.

Bowlers delight by ProBowler December 21, 2020

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.

Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.

Hartford Steam Boiler by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009