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(noun) A state of mind were someone looks and acts like there drunk but in all actuallaty they are sober. They will do some stupid acts such as sayin stupid words and driving all over the place.
Person 1 a man look at the dude driving on the side walk is he drunk?

Person 2 naw man that dudes is just bohlen as shit
Bohlen by JdubM September 1, 2011
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A person who can drink a beer faster than anyone else.
At the bar last night, I made $69 betting on my friend who is quite a Bohler.
Bohler by joey103180 May 28, 2009
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To be "Bohle'd" - to be mugged off for a payment you thought you was going to get. Often as a result of fine print in a contract.
Man i got proper bohle'd over on that exam pass bonus payment
Bohle by McCrappyAV February 1, 2010
To be "Bohle'd" - to be given a job offer at a potential new employer, then handing in your notice to your current employer, only to be told by your new employer that your job offer has been withdrawn.
Man, I can't believe they withdrew that job offer, especially after I'd left my previous job... I feel like I've been properly "Bohle'd"
Bohle by Scragglepuss March 14, 2010

Rusty Bolkey 

Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance
"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"
Rusty Bolkey by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008
a old hooker who smokes weed smokes crack and puts cigarettes in her vagina and is known as a filthy whore.
it was the ugliest bolken i've ever seen
bolken by jakeknowswhoitis April 25, 2016
Attempting to use one's toe to penetrate anothers nether-regions
"How'd tubing down the river go?"
"Not too bad, Jon got hammered and tried to bolkey the only chick there"
"He would"
Bolkey by bradyofthesxcntr October 17, 2008