bogus jiggy

A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.

My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!

bogus jiggy by Bogus Jigster March 20, 2009

Release The Bogus

Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.

Release the Bogus! Crunch... DUDE?!

Release The Bogus by Harmanecha June 17, 2009

bogus pisson 

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011

Boguski 

Philosophy teacher. Talks at about the speed of a hummingbird on speed. May or may not be a pathological liar. Did the Cheese Story actually happen? Does Boguski Island really exist? We'll never know.

"Hey, Mr. Boguski, ever been to Verona?"
"Why, yes, I have. And while I was there I ended up getting chased through the piazza by two Italian thugs after accidentally ordering $850 worth of cheese . . ."

Boguski by Kuma February 26, 2004

bogus 

Bogus is a word going back a couple hundred years which refered to counterfeit money and anything else that's fake. It also means wrong, uncool, unfair, unreal, off, messed up. Popularized in the late '80's and early '90's by Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in which Bill and Ted frequently refer to things as bogus.

That's bogus!
He filed a bogus insurance claim.
She said it was real money but it was bogus.

bogus by Artemis Plant September 14, 2016

Release the Bogus

A common Punch-Out meme that discribes taking what is basically anything, TO THE X-TREME!!! It must be released NOW... DO IT!

This phrase was created by Super Macho Man and can be reaplied to anthing.

Guy 1: Dude I just can't ask her out man
Guy 2: RELEASE THE BOGUS!!! *punches in face*

Guy 1: Help, I'm being chased by a fat kid!
Guy 2: RELEASE THE BACON!!!

Guy 1: Hey what are you getting.
Guy 2: RELEASE THE RUMCAKE!!!

Release the Bogus by Creeper Jones September 11, 2009

bogus 

wiggity-wiggity-whack; bullshit; unfortunate; silly; unbelievable; not genuine; the opposite of excellent

Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan: "Bogus!"

bogus by jdm & dave November 5, 2002