bootlegged

adjective; desribes something that isn't real or doesn't work properly, also doesn't look or sound good.

Yo Caleb's haircut is looking mad bootlegged yo.

bootlegged by O Negative June 16, 2007

bootlegged

Something that looks low-budget or otherwise messed up; something that looks hastily thrown together or uninspired.

Person 1: Did you see Mary's webpage? Person 2: Yeah, I saw it. It was bootlegged.

bootlegged by Sphinx March 26, 2005

Bowlegged 

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking

Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet

Bowlegged by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010

bowlegged 

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

bowlegged by gewamo August 21, 2006

bowlegged 

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"
2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

bowlegged by gewamo September 12, 2006

Bootlegged Hoe 

being an extremely ugly and useless hoe.

"Ayyyyye Bra!! Did you hear about that girl Chasity?"

"Yeah bruh I heard that she be a bootlegged hoe!!"

Bootlegged Hoe by ahhhhhhhhhhbruuuh June 15, 2012

bowlegged 

Hoe. brasen hussy. fertal loins

on Maury Povich.
Guy: It ain't my baby.
Maury: why not?
Guy: She bowlegged.

bowlegged by johnnyrotten November 8, 2007