befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Bouddaget 

Bouddaget: abbv: About to get. Ususally when you are about to get shitfaced or high as shit.

Ty: Bro I'm bouddaget retarded like Hellen Keller.

Frankie: Nah dude, we're bouddaget paralyzed like Steven Hawking.

Tom: Guys, are you kidding? It's Saturday night! We're bouddaget assassinated! Take it to the dome like JFK!

Bouddaget by paralytic state a mind November 19, 2010

Befuddled 

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

Befuddle by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

Befuddled Penguin 

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

Befuddled Penguin by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009

BOFUD

More of an acronym. It means: Blacked Out, Fucked Up Drunk.

Football player: "I wanna see everyone super pumped and super BOFUD at the game tonight!"
--
1: "What happened last night?"
2: "Dude, you got so BOFUD and were a fucking animal!!!"

BOFUD by BOFUD_NOHS November 27, 2012

Facebook Befuddlement 

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

Facebook Befuddlement by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010