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3.
A real fat bastard, often a pie merchant.
'you fat boffer'
Or, just look at someone and say 'boffer'
by theMaddog October 13, 2005
 
1.
Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
by telos_ March 02, 2004
 
2.
A person that uses and/or buys items from the website www.boffer.co.uk
All the people who use the Boffer website are "boffers".

He/She uses www.boffer.co.uk; they are a Boffer
by bungleuk November 24, 2008