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Practical-offending-joke 

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Practical-offending-joke by Robin December 10, 2003

Bookending 

The act of two partners both anally penetrated using the same double ended dildo.

Both partners then rub against each other - back to back in order to create the visual of bookends.
"Me and my wife tried bookending last night! That double ended dildo was way too big for me! My ass is soooooo sore today but it's not that bad in comparison as she's still at home trying to fish it out.... Great night!"
Bookending by MrMeow147 April 22, 2017

bookending 

A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"
bookending by Thomas Predicodd September 23, 2008

Gangbang Offending

When a man does something wrong by accident to a woman and a bunch of woman 'stick up for the friend,' which is woman terms for, 'insulting the poor guy extremely harshly.'
Allie: You look good with Kevin, Erin!
Kevin: How about no.
Erin: Ouch! That was mean you cum dumpster.
Allie: Woww, Erin just kidding you could do better than Kevin.
Justina: That was so mean what you said to Erin, Kevin. Apologize you raging faggot face.
Amanda: Kevin, Erin is a nice girl. Stop being a raging douche bag and apologize to her for saying that.
Jennifer: Are you kidding me Kevin? Just because you're secretly a homosexual and you smell worse than the city dump, you need to stop being so rude.
Kevin: Alright jeez, sorry. Stop Gangbang Offending me!

bookending 

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.
Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.
bookending by Jeff Hizzle January 14, 2008

OffendingEverybody 

A YouTuber who makes views by making the videos we all want, although we all know he is still holding back.

His videos have a bit of NSFW content, like banging girls or mentioning “Eventually someone’s going to ask to pork that kid”.

It is really funny, but he will eventually get banned and controversial.

There’s only so many times you can touch YouTube in the ass , and he is already doing a good job;

-How to ruin Thanksgiving,

-How To Bang your high school Teacher,
-7 Stages of Puberty

(He said that once your in puberty if you don’t shower your balls are going to open like “opening a can of weed” in the middle of the class, and the teacher was staring at him in the video)

No hate intended, I love his videos haha. I’m just explaining it a lil bit
Joey: Aberham, why do you watch that YouTuber?

Aberham: I just like watching him stroke peanut butter on his gibbly gobler and making his dog horny as fuck while stroking himself in the YouTube video.

Teacher: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING?! YOUTUBE ALLOWS PORN?!?!?!?!

Sandy: WAIT WHAT?!?!

Aberham: NOOO…No, No! It isn’t what you think it is-!!!!!

Teacher: YOUR GOING TO BE SUSPENDED!

Sandy: We are breaking up. I never knew you watched so much messed up stuff.

Leon the Child Porker: It’s okay buddy, we homies stick together. Be a homie and subscribe to that funny man.

Joey: I love OffendingEverybody, he does all the work of pissing people off. Too bad he gets all the cake-

Fatty: Since it’s a piece of cake!

Everyone: GO TOUCH SOME GRASS, HUMPTY. DUMPTY!!!!!

(The story is fake my man)