| 1. | Toronto Maple Leafs | ||
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One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
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| 2. | phaneuf | ||
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To hit in hockey somebody very hard. I'm going to phaneuf you.
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| 3. | fallball | ||
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Fallball is a sport that was invented on November 22 in Bangor, Wales, by four students at the University of Wales, Bangor.
The basic rules of Fallball are as follows: there are two teams of two players. The pitch is a room of roughly 3.5 metres long by 2 wide, with a 2 metre-long Fallpad on the left side (a large, soft mat shaped roughly like a sofa) and a Bouncewall on the other side - a foam covered wall. At either end is a goal of half a metre's width and 2 metres tall. The ball is an orange ball the same size and shape as a size-5 football. The object is to score in your opponents' goal with any part of your body other than your arms and hands. You are, however, allowed to use your hands if the ball is in the air, but should you catch the ball you must throw it into play within 5 seconds: whilst being held the Fallball may not be touched by another player. You are allowed to physically restrain opposing players by lifting them up and throwing them onto the Fallpad or bodychecking them into the bouncewall. It is also legal to throw the opposing player into the goal. Such physical contact is allowed whether or not a player is in possession of the ball. Pinning is also allowed. Kicking, biting, stamping, punching and headbutting are considered fouls. A Fallball pitch can be substituted with a living room. A standard football may also be used. "Mat was bodychecked into the Bouncewall by Dave, who passed to Adam; Adam was thrown into the Fallpad by Louis who shot the Fallball into the empty goal."
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| 4. | Facebook Bodycheck | ||
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a feeling of despair after checking one's Facebook wall and realizing that no one has responded to your posts. After getting online, and noticing that I just got facebook bodychecked, I realized that I have no real facebook friends...or friends in general. I am a loser.
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| 5. | Yard Sale | ||
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A term used in Hockey when a player is body checked so hard, equipment such as gloves, stick and helmet, are sent flying through the air. Wow, Johnny go rocked so hard coming down the middle that he had a yard sale.
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