Booblock 

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.

1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.

Booblock by Grafikman November 22, 2006

bodybooking 

1. A person who constantly post pictures of themselves while working out, shirtless/ in a bikini, or in workout clothes with no sweat on their face. Could be compared to douchebag workout, if extreme.

2. A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

orginally from Markiplier (You should watch him on Youtube - if interested in gaming)

3. Build your mind by reading lots of books.

orginally from Rosanna (You should watch her on Youtube - if interested in food/cooking)

1. *Ding*

Me, "What was that?"

My guy friend, "It's Facebook, this girl is trying to get people's attention by posting pics of her in a swimsuit."

Me, "Oh, so she's bodybooking"

2. "She is a good bodybooker. She is a good bodybooker-hooker," Markiplier 2016, "... hookers can read, who are you to judge!"

3. "...reading lots of books, so your mind is getting stronger. Like, like bodybooking instead of bodybuilding, its bodybooking???" said Pansino.

"Nobody does that anymore," I said.

bodybooking by Citty-Kat July 11, 2016

bodybooking 

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. - Mark 2k16

The hooker was bodybooking her appointments

bodybooking by eat ma shit July 6, 2016

body block

During multiplayer gaming, in particular first person shooters, where your teammates stand in doorways or directly behind you preventing you from moving forward or getting back into cover. This usually results in your death.

Damn it Aaron! Stop body blocking I'm trying to get back into cover

body block by Sel11 February 23, 2011

BodyBooking 

Building your mind by reading lots of books

Instead of going to the gym; I went to the library to get my bodybooking done.

BodyBooking by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

bodybooking 

Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.

Status update
"Gee, I am sure enjoying this green apple, carrot protein shake before my 50 mile bike ride in the mountains with my hot boyfriend!"

comment from boyfriend-"oh baby it's gonna be a great day, can you make some of that veggie soup later"

comment from annoyed fb friend-"stop bodybooking and go eat some cheese fries."

bodybooking by funwife October 25, 2012

budblocked 

When a person (usually one who is of the straightedge lifestyle) refuses to let a fellow pothead (or potheads) light a bowl/rip a bong/hit a blunt/puff a joint because they insist that "zomg sm0k!ng iz n0t coOl guyz", therefore leading to a very dissatisfying afternoon without the presence of marijuana. The person who is blocking the bud (the budblocker) will continue to make the people who want to smoke (the budblockees) feel bad until the budblockees give in and have to resort to smoking at home. And then watching The Science of Sleep and/or Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and talking to the other budblockees on AIM.

Budblockee #1: Check out this new strain I got. It's called Juicy Fruit Tropical Sour Diesel Juicy Diesel Fruit White Widow Northern Lights Kush Purple Haze laced with speed, acid, meth, ecstasy and coke. Let's smoke this shiz!

Budblockee #2: Fuck yeah. Now that the SATs are over Imma smoke errrrrrday FUCK THE REGENTS!

Budblocker: Come on guys, don't smoke, you guys get really boring and smoking is gross. I feel like I just talk to myself because you guys are so unfocused wait is that an unopened can of budweiser on the floor? Mine!

Budblockees: dsagdsLEGALIZEITgdgds

Ut ohz. Budblocked.

budblocked by supahgroop May 14, 2008