Beat up the bodyguard

Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.

Man, sometimes ya just gotta beat up the bodyguard.

Beat up the bodyguard by KKirish June 11, 2010

BodyCard 

What you use to pay for amazing (dates), beautiful flowers, expensive gifts, trips, concert tickets, game tickets... you name it.

When you know it is your turn to pay, but you don't use money or even feelings...

Flowers... $50
Dinner... $100
Bracelet...$200

my love... pricelesss

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is BodyCard...

BodyCard by Tanqueray October 10, 2007

Bodyguard

A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.

Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!

Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.

Joe: you are a true friend

Bodyguard by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009

BodyBoard 

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid

BodyBoard by Dakine February 19, 2003

bodyboarding 

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

bodyboarding is sick!

bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006

body beard 

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

body beard by fuggs May 29, 2009

bedbeard 

when your beard is extra scruffy and unkempt after waking up

just like bed head, only for your face manliness

I had some nasty bedbeard this morning.

bedbeard by ksquared303 January 25, 2009