FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!

To be viewed as the biggest, most badass body builder ever and every other thing on this earth is inferior to your bulging muscular form. Your perfect sculpted abs and ass make the person with this name the perfect human being fathomable, even if you don't understand anything but this it will never matter.

A guy who knows everything. If you have done something totaly crazy he has done it but way cooler or better. He is a doctor, laywer, senators son, astronaut, storm chaser, assasin, historean, ultimate fighter, body builder, CSI investicator, BMX racer, ninja, fire fighter, UFO chaser, stuntman, ladie killer, mechanic, pro fisherman and is best friends with the only guy that is almost as cool as him Chris. The dosaquis commercial is based on him. Other movies that are roughly based on his life are:
-Passion of the Christ
-Never ending story
-Harry Potter
-Backdraft
-Twister
And too many other ones to list including Jesus.

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

A term use to describe a male human that works out at the gym to get ripped but primarily uses drugs to increase the speed of muscle growth which then makes said male more attractive to gay men.

The woman that is a joy to know, to be in her company is a blessing. She will fight to the death for her friends; she is a lethal, beautiful person with vivid green eyes that can warm your heart or freeze it in terror.
She is worldly, wise, incredibly intelligent and one of the toughest beings in existence.

Pretty cool, hard wearing jeans - good quality American jeans - don't kid yourself they are nice -they fit me really well and I'm a body builder and they look great.