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A nose so large that it would appear to serve a dual function as both respiration orifice and a handle for carrying the head to which it is attached. Guy 1: "Did ya get a look at her?"
Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed." Guy 1: "What do you mean?" Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around." |
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| 30. | felony Twister | ||
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When a police officer orders someone to specifically place a hand in a location or to perform a function with a specific body part. D-Rate got a D.U.I. last night and had to play felony twister.
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| 31. | Queef | ||
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Simply put, a pussy fart. Kid 1: Dude, my girl queefed on my dick yesterday.
Kid 2: ahh man! she pussy farted on you? Kid 1: fa'sho! |
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| 32. | Viagra Falls | ||
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Droopage due to a major emotional trauma, such as almost crashing one's pathetic mid-life Harley, having a 22 year old girl laugh at your naked body/"erection," being caught in bed with the babysitter by your wife, losing the mid-term election. An excellent title for a Country & Western Song. "Debbie actually pointed when she was laughing at your dick?
Viagra Falls !" "Man, when my wife caught me in bed with Debbie, it was Viagra Falls." "It was an un-romantic visit to Viagra Falls for Senator Specter when he posted 37% at the polls Tuesday." "That was Willie Nelson's new song, Viagra Falls." |
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| 33. | Spamc | ||
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Hip, cool, awesome, the body part (hip) Kid 1: Hey, do you have a spamc?
Kid 2: A what? Kid 1: You know, a hip... you're so not spamc. Kid 2: Dude, you're using that word too much. Kid 1: No, spamc means cool too. |
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| 34. | vattoo | ||
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Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun 1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis. 2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia. Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.
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| 35. | Homosexuals | ||
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Although homosexuality has been around for thousands of years and in all corners of the globe, it is by no means natural and by that I mean natural in terms of science, biology, and physiology. This is has nothing to do with morality, one's choice/preference, or rights. That is a completely different discussion. However, homosexuality is not natural nor a normal act for the following simple, scientific, and and unquestionable facts: more...
1. The Male body contains one main organ for sexual intercourse and that is the Penis. The penis was designed or created for insertion inside the Female Vagina. These two sexual organs were created or if you will designed to come together both biologically and physiologically. During Intercourse, there is natural lubrication that takes place during the act and physical changes and reactions to both the Penis and the Vagina that will ultimately end in the release of the Male sperm inside the Female Vagina (if the two involved are planning for pregnancy). This is completely absent in homosexual sex. While you can obviously insert a penis into another man's anus, it simply does not make sense physiologically because the anus was designed or created for bodily fluid and waste extraction, also, unlike heterosexual intercourse, there is no such natural lubrication taking place and that is the reason why homosexuals are constantly searching for the ultimate lubricant, which does occur naturally in homosexual sex. |
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