berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures

berenstein bears christmas

berenstein bears by andrew April 17, 2005

joe bornstein

a law office and a god

i went to joe bornstein's office

joe bornstein by hi ti January 23, 2018

Bornstein 

1. To have sex in the missionary position, in the dark, with the local news on in the background.

2. Thoroughly average sex that is enjoyable but utterly unremarkable.

I thought she was going to be crazy in the sack, but instead we just Bornsteined and fell asleep.

Bornstein by Binskers the Cat December 15, 2009

Bakenstein 

adj. when you are vey stoned and dazed.

Question: you want to go to the mall?

Answer: Sorry i'm to bakenstein on the couch?

Bakenstein by DustyHaze July 18, 2009

borgenstein

Broken, nonsensical or stupid.

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.

borgenstein by mlambie October 19, 2006

bornstein 

verb. (to bornstein): 1. To fail utterly. 2. To cause someone else to fail.

Comes from Jonathan Bornstein's non-performance as defender of the United States Men's National Team in the 2011 Gold Cup Finals.

1. "Sam totally bornsteined that interview. He'll be lucky to clean the toilets."

2. "We had the campfire starting to burn, but then Michelle bornsteined everything by dropping a bucket of water."

bornstein by hooptedoodle June 28, 2011

Bornstein's Law 

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

Bornstein's Law by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012