bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Bojangles 

A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."

Check out the Bojangles on that guy!

One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.

Bojangles by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009

finger-bangled 

Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.

Damn son, you got finger-bangled!

finger-bangled by Q.C.Drums April 11, 2010

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bohangles 

Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.

Dude, i'm starving wanna get some Bohangles?

Bohangles by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.

I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.

bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

Bongled 

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018