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The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.
Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."

vagene and bobs pic 

pls send vagene and bobs pic
guy 1: send vagene and bobs pic
girl 1: *sends vagene and bobs pic*

bits and bobs

(idiomatic) A random assortment of things; small remaining pieces and items.
The microscope contains a few hundred dollars-worth of electronic bits and bobs.
bits and bobs by hamza1886 May 4, 2017

Open bobs 

Phrase used mainly by turkish people on periscope asking women to show their boobs.
Can open bobs plz, you are very sexy lady
Open bobs by Geno Peno September 21, 2015

The Bobs 

A term for a consultant brought into a corporate office to evaluate efficiency. This consultant is typically an omen of future downsizing and layoffs. "The Bobs" is a reference to the movie "Office Space" where two efficiency consultants named "Bob" were brought into the office.
Boss: "We've brought on a consultant to make our business more efficient. Please cooperate with Mr. Smith as he learns more about our organization. He will be interviewing some of you to find out more about what you do."

Employee: "Uh oh, looks like The Bobs are in town. I better get my resume updated!"
The Bobs by dirtyqwerty November 4, 2010

show bobs n vagene 

If U See This Then I Dont Know It Lul
Indian Guy:Hey gurl nic bob u get ther can u show bobs n vagene
Girl:No
Indian Guy:Plz sho it i wil kis u bob 4 two hor and lik ur vegene
Girl:...