by Anonymous August 17, 2003
"Oh look, it's Bobit to Paraducks defense again. How can he speak with Para's dick so far into his mouth?"
by Big Gino July 14, 2003
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
To screw up a situation.
I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.
by 8nonymous January 25, 2007
A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
My lover. What would I ever do without your sweet love to defend me? We shall truely go on forever like Romeo and Juliet!
by Paraduck July 14, 2003
A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.
by Alixxx May 10, 2005