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Coined from a famous event about a woman named Loraine Bobbit, whom allegedly sliced her husbands penis off, then reattached it herself through household conventional means. He later became a porn star

Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.
If you don't get your hands off that poor girl, I will bobbitize you myself!
by Dirtycoiner January 28, 2014

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