A loser who disses his real friends in favor of fake ones. Lives with his mom and will never amount to anything. One day this person will wake up and his fake friends are all grown up and gone, but has burned bridges with the ones that used to care about him. Term is inspired by a real-life Bobbi Vie, now used to describe someone of similar mentality.
Kid 1: Yo, why's that 35-year old wearing wack ass clothes and hanging out at the high school all day talking about break dancing? Doesn't he have a job?