| 1. | Bob The Builder | ||
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The process of stapling a girls vagina shut and then taking a shit on it and rubbing it around. Johnny boy came over and we played Bob The Builder and now my vagina hurts
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| 2. | bob dylan | ||
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An extremely influential songwriter. Nuff said.
Besides Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan is the man with the most instantly recognizable and unique voice in American culture, ever. Some despise him. Some worship him. But you'd have to have Down Syndrome not to be able to relate to one of his songs. In the example is the song I relate to the most. Maybe even perhaps, you. "Johnny's in the basement
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Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off Look out kid It's somethin' you did God knows when But you're doin' it again You better duck down the alley way Lookin' for a new friend The man in the coon-skin cap In the big pen Wants eleven dollar bills You only got ten Maggie comes fleet foot Face full of black soot Talkin' that the heat put Plants in the bed but The phone's tapped anyway Maggie says that many say They must bust in early May Orders from the D. A. Look out kid Don't matter what you did Walk on your tip toes Don't try "No Doz" Better stay away from those That carry around a fire hose Keep a clean nose Watch the plain clothes You don't need a weather man To know which way the wind blows Get sick, get well Hang around a ink well Ring bell, hard to tell If anything is goin' to sell Try hard, get barred Get back, write braille Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you fail Look out kid You're gonna get hit But users, cheaters Six-time losers Hang around the theaters Girl by the whirlpool Lookin' for a new fool Don't follow leaders Watch the parkin' meters Ah get born, keep warm Short pants, romance, learn to dance Get dressed, get blessed Try to be a success Please her, please him, buy gifts Don't steal, don't lift Twenty years of schoolin' And they put... |
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| 3. | microsoft bob | ||
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An operating system made by Microsoft in 1995. Instead of a "desktop," it used a "room," where all your programs were objects lying around the room. It also had little talking characters (including a dog named Rover) which tried to give helpful advice but were usually just annoying. If you've never heard of it before, do a search on it or something. Have you ever used Microsoft Bob? That talking dog is so f*cking annoying!
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| 4. | Bob's Your information Minister | ||
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A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades; 2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer), 3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job, 4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will. You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.
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| 5. | Bob on | ||
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A good thing and/or congratulations 'I've just found the original copy of the bible!'
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| 6. | hi bob | ||
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A college drinking game, popular in the 1980s. Students would sit around watching old Bob Newhart re-runs, and whenever anyone said "Hi Bob" everyone had to take a drink. "Hi Bob!" Drink. What kind of example do you need?
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| 7. | Bob Spongee | ||
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The REAL and first Sponge Bob Square Pants created by Troy Walker. The sponge was created around 1991/1992, and also sold with a novelty doll.
Soon, Steven Hillenburg adopted 'Sponge Bob Square Pants', said to be bought from a marine biologist. Afterwards, Troy Walker sued Viacom (owner of Nickelodeon and other media shows) for copyright infringement. Some proof. http://bobspongee.com/ http://bobspongee.com/ is the site including the REAL Bob Spongee.
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