An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).

a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.

Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.

Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.

A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.

African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.
Only rednecks and white trash have boats
by Habeeb May 05, 2006
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1000 pills of ecstasy
how much for a boat?
by MDMA RDA MJL July 02, 2006
the object that andy samberg is on.
"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"
by andysamberg April 15, 2009
a automobile of great size
That car is a fuckin boat.
by paulie l. April 05, 2005
Noun, acronym for Bit Of A Twat.

In order to convey degree of twatness, one may use other marine vessels of varying sizes.
The range spans from "dinghy" to oil "tanker"
"Don't you think Toby is a boat?"
"Charlie can be a real ship sometimes."
by TheJake&CharlieSquad February 23, 2015
1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
another name for a full house in poker.
"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"
by Nicholas D October 27, 2003
(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"
That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.
by Tizzle Sizzle June 09, 2003

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