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A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.
Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.
by Robots December 05, 2007

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