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A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
by Tori Mentor October 21, 2006
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A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"
by Havoc2 October 28, 2006
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A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

An alternative form of spelling is @boardbitch@.
(Troll): You can't defeat The Little Red Notebook!
Member: Really (troll), can't you do better?
Mod: No, that's about par for our boardbitch
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Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.
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A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"
by Thor Mentor October 26, 2006
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