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How retarded people spell the word bored.
Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."
by urbanwordconnoisseur April 04, 2010
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A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.
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Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
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Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

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In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."
by Coell May 12, 2005
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Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.
Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."
by JJB February 13, 2005
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1. He brought his board to class and left it under his chair until lunch.

2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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