| 1. | Moist Board | ||
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Stallion Cornell's Moist Board is a haven for some of the biggest trolls on the internet. The founding members of Moist Board are well known for using dozens of handles to harass and troll legitimate message forums. Although they often pretend to be a legitimate message forum for serious science fiction discussion, their real agenda is to lure unsuspecting people from other forums to Moist Board so that they can change their posts and assign insulting avatars and nasty ranks to the newbie. Moist Board changes posts of their members and gives new members insulting avatars against the member's will.
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| 2. | System Wars | ||
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System wars is the name of a forum in Gamespot.com where Gamers from 4 different factions (360 lemmings, PS3 cows, wii sheeps and PC hermits) discuss about which is the superior console for gaming, The consoles that are always discussed are the 360, PS3, Wii and the PC. Once every 50000 years, some poor guy comes and post something about other console, which results in the user getting awfully flamed.
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SW is always full of threads that compare games or consoles, for example, every 5 seconds some guy post a thread like "THE OFFICIAL GOD OF WAR 3 VS BAYONETTA THREAD!!!!" or "THE OFFICIAL "WHY DOES THE PS3 KICKS ASS AND THE 360 DOESNT" THREAD!" Its also known as "The middle of the gamespot ocean" because its an extremely violent place full of insults and stupid people who argue all day long, and also because the threads come in "waves". It is guaranteed that if you create a thread and then return to the board, your thread will at least have 5 responses, and it will still be almost at the end of the board, refresh again and it will now have 10 and around the middle, for there iss an average of 8 threads per second. You shouldn't stay in SW for more than 10 minutes a day, if you stay more, you are guaranteed to be filled with rage, which will result in you posting something that will be considered as trolling, giving you a 3 days or more suspension. |
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| 3. | Whale Wars | ||
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A documentary based show on animal planet, starring a team of incompetent "eco-warriors" on their quest to stop Japanese whaling in the Southern Antarctic. These people value the lives of a completely abundant species of whale, the minke whale, more than their own with such comments as "if I die saving even one whale I don't care". Every episode gets more retarded, with such fuckups as dropping the lifeboat line prematurely almost killing half crew in season 1, blowing the engine of the boat at the end of season 1 due to no trained mechanic being on board, letting their helicopter fall into disuse due to lack of maintenance, ramming the heavy steel Japanese trawlers with their incredibly weak-hulled "Steve-Irwin" boat and terrorizing Japenese crewmen with glass bottles and flash bang grenades. The show progressively becomes more retarded, with such tactics as throwing stinking butter on the deck of the trawlers in order to taint meat making it un-profitable, driving directly into ice-fields a few miles north of the Antarctic nearly sinking the ship and killing the entire crew... "Whale Wars was on lastnight"
"Did you watch it?" "Yeah the captain paul watson heard about japanese whalers so he immediately went to his cabin to sleep on the idea while the rest of the crew did nothing" "lol" |
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| 4. | system wars | ||
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A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people. Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?
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| 5. | star wars geek | ||
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Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was. I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.
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| 6. | /rant | ||
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A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words. ..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.
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| 7. | Monopolist | ||
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A person who is obsessed with the board game Monopoly. Most Monopolists can name the properties in order and the rent for most spaces. It took us 30 minutes to decide on a game beause Jacob over there is a Monopolist, suggesting the MLB, NFL, Disney, Peanuts, Star Wars, and original before deciding on "Clue."
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