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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards. B) Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people A)
Bill: want to go to the club? Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick. B) Bill: Want to go out to get a bite? Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/ Bill: Whats' that? Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some? Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG* |
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