2) Best man or woman. Someone you're jealous of cause they get more than you. As in, the opposite sex likes them more than you. This causes the lesser to slander the person and make up lies about them.
This person may or may not drive a BMW but one thing if for sure. They get more money than you and the opposite sex is usually more than willing to make sure they're taken care of.
I heard this BMW can't get rid of the unwanted members of the opposite sex chasing them.
That BMW's boyfriend/girlfriend gave them all that money? Holy shit, that's love.
Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?
Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.
Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)
Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.
Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.
Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.
Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.