very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.
man 2: how was it?
man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside
man 2: was it used?
man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes
man 2: howed it drive?
man 1: it was prety loose
man 2: so are you gonna buy it
man 1: hell no it was too busted down!
Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?
Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.
Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)
Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.
Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.
Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.
Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.