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64.
bmw
beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot...
And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on.
The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?
"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)
by Jerry the race car driver September 11, 2006
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57.
BMW
Body Made well. Term to describe an incredibly hot girl with a body of a goddess and a stunning face.

Or can be used to describe the BMW car. Also known as Bavarian Motor Works.
wow, that girl has a fine bmw.
by usa890 November 02, 2008
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58.
BMW
Best Motor Work- The greatest car make ever. Makes amazing vehicles.

Also stands for " Body made Well"

A person with a tight hot body and great face that makes you say damn when you see them.
I think I'm going to get myself a BMW one of these days.

Check her out, what a BMW!
by hquin October 30, 2008
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59.
BMW
can also stand for "Break my Window"
Look at the BMW, the guy's asking for it.
by Rakeri August 10, 2003
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60.
BMW
A car driven by wankers
Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."

Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."
by Billy Sollocks July 31, 2008
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61.
bmw
The best car in the world. A car you wish you could own but can't afford.
I wish I had a BMW, But I can't afford it.
by lioff June 16, 2010
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62.
bmw
1) An Amazing brand of car. Simply the best the automotive industry has to offer.

2) Best man or woman. Someone you're jealous of cause they get more than you. As in, the opposite sex likes them more than you. This causes the lesser to slander the person and make up lies about them.

This person may or may not drive a BMW but one thing if for sure. They get more money than you and the opposite sex is usually more than willing to make sure they're taken care of.
Wow, is that your new BMW? That's killer.

I heard this BMW can't get rid of the unwanted members of the opposite sex chasing them.

That BMW's boyfriend/girlfriend gave them all that money? Holy shit, that's love.
by jqtd February 02, 2010
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63.
BMW
1. Black Man's Willy
2. Big Man's Willy
50 Cent got a BMW!
Peter Crouch got a BMW!

I wish I had a BMW
by Fck Me Im Famous March 16, 2009
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