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BMP-1
The BMP-1 is a Soviet amphibious troop carrier. It was introduced in 1967. It was armed with a bore gun and AT-3 Sagger. It could seat eight passengers in addition to the three crew members. The passengers could fire out of small holes about large enough for the muzzle of an AZ47 while inside the BMP-1 through small holes on the sides. Type: amphibious APC Dimensions: length 6750mm; width 2920mm; height 1470mm Speed: land 55km/h; water 8 km/h Range: 500 km Weapons: 73mm smooth-bore gun with 40 rounds, AT03 Sagger ATGW launcher, 7.62PKT (co-axial) with 1000 rounds The BMP-1 drove across the Siberian snow to reach Markovo, a remote town in the Russian state, Kamchatke.
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| 2. | bmp | ||
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bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis "wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"
All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off. fan girl 1:"bmp is mine" fan girl 2:"no it is mine" fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp" fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine" |
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| 3. | bmp | ||
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1.an acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle 2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis) 3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick" 4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe. 5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way 1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!! 3.my girl totally bmp last night. 4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!! |
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| 4. | iBMP | ||
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Person 1: OMGG, WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO THE PARTY WITH US ?
Person 2: iBMP. Person 1 : Can you come with us tomorrow? Person 2 : No.. Person 1 : Why ? YOU NEVER COME ! Person 2 : BMP. |
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| 5. | Hoff | ||
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(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell! 3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed! 4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed! |
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| 6. | P'shop | ||
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P'shop
verb /ˈp shäp/ (p'shopped, past participle; p'shopped, past tense; p'shops, 3rd person singular present; p'shopping, present participle.) The act of altering an image file with image editing software including, but not limited to Adobe Photoshop. noun /ˈp shäp/ (p'shops, plural) An photo or image file that has been altered with image editing software including, but not limited to Adobe Photoshop. "Person 1: (Laughing) Oh my god, Did you p'shop Bennett and Yoker's heads onto Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from 'Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job'? That's so frickin' funny!!
Person 2: (chortling) "Why yes, yes I did." Person 1: "I was dyin' when I saw that! That's the best p'shop I've seen in a while, but you should totally change the title to 'Bennett and Yoker Awesome Show Great Job.' " Person 2: "Holy shit! I can't believe I didn't think of that! Hold on, I'll do it right now..." |
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| 7. | Nintendo DS | ||
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One of the newest and most overrated Hand-Held gaming system that targets the immature, little gamefreak. Usually the fans of this system try to prove the DS's supiorority to the PSP, which fails dramatically because of the PSP's capabilities and features. DS fan's make hypocritical insults about the PSP only because of it's ability of playing childish immature games *cough coughpokemoncough*...Many DS fans complain about the PSP only because of it's battery life, but its the features that really count.
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DS: Pros: .better battery life.... .Memory cards.... .3D Games.... .wireless capability with wireless chat.... con's: .only used to play games.... .Less hacks than the Sony PSP.... .Bulky..... .two screens (that proves that it IS for hardcore no-life gamers) PSP: PROS: .WIFI built0in wireless system to connecto to other PSP's and wireless routers.... .Memory stick Duo .LCD screen .can connect to any computer with a USB cable.... .3D Games.... .Ability to surf the internet through the 2.0 firmware update.... .It is a hand-held device that is near a computer because it has it's own OPERATING SYSTEM..... .Its ability to store Movies.... .Its ability to story Mp3's (.wav's too because of the 2.0 update).... .Its ablility to store photos such as .JPG,.TIFF,.GIF,.PNG,.BMP files...... .Has a warranty of 1 year.... .It's ability to update the OS.... .Sony makes more products other than game systems.... .the PSP fans aren't that immature as DS fa... |
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