Bouwmannetje 

Term used by Dutch hipsters to describe failure in hooking up with girls after flirting.

Did Tom pull another Bouwmannetje yesterday?

Bouwmannetje by Ulrich W. November 16, 2012

Bouwman 

1. A short funny guy who is always happy. His succes with women is his only shortcoming (lol SHORTcoming)

A: Look at Tom talking to that girl, someone is gonna get lucky 2nite
B: no lol he will just pull a bouwman

Bouwman by rini k. November 14, 2012

Blowmance 

When your friend gets a blowjob from some girl and thinks that he's in love

He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.

Blowmance by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

Abdominal Blowman by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

blowmance 

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

blowmance by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Blowmance 

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

Blowmance by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

Keira Blumanis 

Keira Blumanis is the sticky stuff that you touch underneath the school desk. Keira Blumanis can be refered to any gross experience that is beyound disgusting.

"Oh my God dude!"
"What is it bro?"
"I just sneezed a fattie Keira Blumanis!"
"That's gross dude."

Keira Blumanis by jordanfisher August 28, 2022