Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

flusterer 

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

flusterer by Red one January 12, 2019

bestererererererererestrererererer 

Something so good you have a stroke.

"This is bestererererererererestrererererer than anything I've ever seen"

bestererererererererestrererererer by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 12, 2022

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

fanny flusterer 

The male equivalent of prick teaser.

His words and actions made me so hot and flustered, he was like a fanny flusterer!

fanny flusterer by phallatio July 10, 2015