A blurt is an Australian fart. Generally, a good blurt has a low pitch, and is of medium duration. The type where the gas escapes at just the right ratio of pressure to volume to cause the arsecheeks to get up a sort of rhythmic clapping motion, and the gas exits more or less as a series of pulses, to the great amusement of your mates. A good blurt when seated on an empty 44-gallon drum produces a sound like an orchestral drum-roll.
Bluey and Curley, two brickies labourers, are sitting on a timber plank, eating their lunch. Curley rips out a classic blurt, and the vibration along the timber causes Bluey's Vegemite sandwiches to rattle off the end of the plank.
by Hateful! May 09, 2006
A Belfast Slang Word For A Wee Girls Vagina!
I booted her in the blurt
by WeeSaz December 03, 2003
A word used to describe a dickhead in Liverpool
"H'es just a little blurt"
by Chenz April 13, 2005
To say something quickly without thinking about it first.
She just blurted out, "I'm gay!"
by tt February 17, 2003
when you tell someone to get out of a place fast.
"o my god he's coming"
"crap!"
"blurt"
by SeXy PrI October 25, 2004
Sperm, Ejaculate, Cum
"I really want to blurt on her face"
by Jordo81 December 10, 2007
Co.tyrone slang for a woman's heavy period discharge
You are a wile bit of blurt

"Go change your blurt rag you grumpy mare"

Friend 1 "did you get the ride from her"
Friend 2 "naw sure the blurt was dripping out of her"
by Blurt face April 15, 2013
leave, bounce, cum get out of there
I'm about to blurt man.
by shizzle my nizzle June 06, 2003

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