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11.
When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.

Max Steen- founder of the name
Seth Pont-founder of the definition
Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.

Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?

I love being blurped!
by Sethpont April 30, 2005
 
1.
to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")
"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"
by DIZZYD August 31, 2004
 
2.
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
by Elle911 April 09, 2011
 
3.
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
by Jshrek62 May 16, 2011
 
4.
When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss

Invented by Aoife Preston
Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me
by beckyandaife September 18, 2014
 
5.
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.
Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!
by @KingTybo February 03, 2010
 
6.
A fat person who enjoys McDonald's
T-blurp hollins
by Swagg Based July 03, 2011
 
7.
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
by Blurpen2000 March 26, 2007