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10.
When your getting a nice blow job and the girl burps...MAking a vibrating feeling and unleashing more of your splooge.

Max Steen- founder of the name
Seth Pont-founder of the definition
Yo, last nite i was out and i got blurped.

Does any one wanna give me a nice blurping?

I love being blurped!
by Sethpont April 30, 2005
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1.
to get pulled over by the police. comes from the sound the police sirens make ("BLURP!")
"SLOW DOWN...i ain't tryna get blurped tonight!"
by DIZZYD August 31, 2004
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2.
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
by Elle911 April 09, 2011
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3.
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
by Jshrek62 May 16, 2011
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4.
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.
Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!
by @KingTybo February 03, 2010
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5.
A fat person who enjoys McDonald's
T-blurp hollins
by Swagg Based July 03, 2011
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6.
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
by Blurpen2000 March 26, 2007
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7.
when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once
my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3
by jmaster876 June 10, 2009
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